alright fine

speaking of old finds sophomore year. here is the rap song that I wrote sophomore year and wanted to record to the tune of Gangsta's Paradise...
i thought i was exceptionally clever.

As I walk through the hallway from my dorm to Old Caf
I take a look at my left and realize there’s a Mac lab
Cause I’ve been chewing and choking so long that
Even Phubaba thinks that my mind has gone.

But I ain’t ever thrown out food that didn’t deserve it
Me be eating tofu pie, you know that’s unheard of.
They better watch where they looking and how they cooking
Or you and the cooks might drink your own chocolate milk.
I really hate complaining but they gotta know
As they serve, I see my milk being overflowed. Dang!
I’m the kind of G other sophomores wanna be like on my knees doing the chore - wiping milk off of the floor.

I been spending most my nights, dreaming of Sodexho Paradise (x2)
Keep spending most their nights, dreaming of Sodexho Paradise (x2)

Look at the ID scanner, they got me facing
I can’t scan my ID in, it takes acrobatic moves
So I gotta be down on the floor tiles
Trying to crawl inside Sodexho like a Vietnamese partisan
I’m an educated fool, with BC on my mind
Got my tray in my hand, and a bloodshot eye
I’ma go and sit at the sticky dirty table, and the salt is never there, so don’t arouse my anger. Dang!
Chem ain’t nothing but a minute away. I’m dining in –
I have to, what can I say.
I ate the rice now, and will I live to see the evening check
The way things is going what the heck…

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the burger meat is you and me

I been spending most my nights, dreaming of Sodexho Paradise (x2)
Keep spending most their nights, dreaming of Sodexho Paradise (x2)

everyone makes mistakes