i woke up today.
after this, i don't really remember any of the pointless details, but all in all, i decided to find out what blogs are and how to write one. so, i typed in "how to write a blog" into google.
after following the directions off "A Beginner's Blog Publishing Guide", and ordering a 12 Step Blog Improvement Programme for 6.99 on Amazon, I realised that my previous post lacked some serious ace.
but don't worry - i will make it up to you. everything you need to have in a good blog (wink wink, kevin crews) is in the following paragraph.
So, my life has become comically preposterous. I woke up humming

The surrogation of my mornings is only confirmed by the lack of pink marshmallows in my cereal, and Barack Obama is Muslim.

(oh yes, and i almost forgot):

xoxo,
thom

p.s. free tibet